thestripedshirtgirl submitted:
They get their movie armor because that’s where I know them best xD
The crux of it all, naturally, is that they want these cheesecake comics for teenage boys to instead be beefcake comics for the twihard crowd, when the solution seems obvious: just make those comics yourselves.
Yes that’s right. Actually create something that appeals to your demographic. You’re already doing it here on tumblr. Well, that’s what these silly superhero comics are doing as well, just for those dumb teenage boys.
I’m not saying that this is just AN OUTRIGHT ASSAULT ON MALE SEXUALITY because this is clearly a gag blog and it’s not something to be taken too seriously.
But really, are some of these bints that threatened by cheesecake in stupid comic books? Put on your big girl panties and deal with it. You know, that thing you usually see men do in real life? Making things and creating supply based on demand? That whole reason that men rule the world and will continue to for a long time?
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THE TIME IS COMING!
My moving date is May 23rd and I need extra cash to make sure I can pay for the total expenses of the trip in total. After all MOVING AIN’T EXACTLY CHEAP.
And I’m going to be jobless for about a week or two while my job transfers, I’d really like to have some kind of cushion money. Because I like being able to eat!
Ideal final goal is around $200-$300.
That being said.
- Greyscale Pixelly sketch - $15
- Coloured pixelly style - $40
- Full colour, regular style -$60
***These will be half to full body. If you have a preference please specify and I’ll do my best to accommodate.
I will not draw: Gore or any extreme fetish art.
NSFW is okay.
My paypal is Racemarilynn@gmail.com. Please feel free to message me here via ask box or at the email above.
((Hi guys.
This is my post. And uh, well. I really could use the aid if possible. Be it a reblog or a commission.
Really anything helps.))
Dark Souls Pixel Art by Zedotagger
I may have done these before but I really do love them so they get a reblog
On April 24, 1915, exactly 100 years ago today, the Armenian Genocide began.
The mass liquidation of an estimated 1.5 million Armenians in the Ottoman Empire was brought to fruition by the Young Turk government. At least 80% of the Armenian Ottoman population was marched to the Syrian desert and perished.
Turkey has denied the genocide’s existence ever since. Today, it is still an unrecognized event. Obama has officially stated he will not recognize it as a genocide to secure ties with Turkey, and many other countries follow suit.
On the eve of World War II, Hitler justified his own similar actions by stating, “Who, after all, speaks today of the annihilation of the Armenians?” The denial of the Armenians inspired Hitler’s own genocidal Holocaust, and every genocide after.
For the sake of all genocide prevention, it is vitally important these injustices are recognized. The Armenians are not invisible.
It’s been 101 years now, but the point still stands.
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cbfplr:
This is the world’s largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone.
“A few years ago I became friends with a gemologist, and I saw all these gems that he had lying around, one of which was this big ugly stone that I picked up. “That’s the world’s largest ruby you’re holding.” He didn’t know what to do with it, so next time I saw him I asked if I could carve it. It’s right over there. [Points across the room to a glass case.]
I was thinking: Who do you sell the world’s largest ruby to? Somebody who’s uber-rich. And people don’t get uber-rich unless there’s something dark attached to it. It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It’s those kinds of people who are going to want the world’s largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with them in some way. So I said: I’m going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard. I’m going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it’s a turd. They’ll buy it because it’s the world’s largest ruby, but only I’ll know that it’s a turd.“ - Mark Mothersbaugh
Chaotic good](http://36.media.tumblr.com/491115938fe6794f4db45b9656cbdc75/tumblr_ng6rs8yNjz1qlfzoio1_1280.jpg)
This is the world’s largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone.
“A few years ago I became friends with a gemologist, and I saw all these gems that he had lying around, one of which was this big ugly stone that I picked up. “That’s the world’s largest ruby you’re holding.” He didn’t know what to do with it, so next time I saw him I asked if I could carve it. It’s right over there. [Points across the room to a glass case.]
I was thinking: Who do you sell the world’s largest ruby to? Somebody who’s uber-rich. And people don’t get uber-rich unless there’s something dark attached to it. It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It’s those kinds of people who are going to want the world’s largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with them in some way. So I said: I’m going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard. I’m going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it’s a turd. They’ll buy it because it’s the world’s largest ruby, but only I’ll know that it’s a turd.“ - Mark Mothersbaugh
Chaotic good
I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.
Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.
Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.
And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.
listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it
this image sent me into a uncontrollable laughing it was so painful I couldn’t breath
Aged like a fine wine tbh
Oh yes I remember this fondly
this meme is so vintage and pure that seeing it again only puts a smile upon my face
THIS FUCKING MEME
THE BEGINNING OF AN ERA
REBLOG THIS SO IT NEVER GOES AWAY
THAT’S ONLY TEN!!!
They got to him before he could finish. KFC don’t play.
Paprika
A classic image of the Obama Harry Potter CD title screen; often regarded as being the best of the series. There will never be another.
